Friday, July 30, 2010

Her Majesty Has Spoken.

It has been called to my attention during the JSA Constitutional Law class that I haven't updated my blog in a week. That is striking! But at the same time, has a poor explanation for it. I have been SOOO lazy, it really hasn't been funny and I have also been working intermittently on some case briefs and other things. But thank you, Lia Cromwell, for "respectfully" reminding me to get on my stuff.

Rehash of the last week? TOO many things. In fact, if I told you everything that has happened to me, I would have to kill you. And the sad fact is, that is completely true. I have made some new friends along the way, really great people, but have experienced JSA drama on an unprecedented level. Oh, and the cliques are solidifying at an exponential rate.

I will be announcing the Assistant Secretary of State for the Bureau of Public Affair Phillip Crowley's entrance today as we are going to the State Department for the speakers program. Here's my manuscript as to what I'm going to say:

"Hello fellow Junior Statesmen of America. It is my distinct pleasure and honor to introduce to you a man of great character and history. As a man of the people, he is the Assistant Secretary of State for the Bureau for Public Affairs, but as a man of government, he is a politician with teeth. Having experience in the Department of Homeland Security, the Presidential Clinton administration, and currently the Senatorial Clinton administration tank, he has also served in our Nation's Air Force, and a retired colonel after 26 years. Without any further delay, and as they occasionally say in the UAF, I welcome death from above, the honorable Philip Crowley."

I will be uploading all of my class notes in separate consecutive notes. Peace.
Chris Carl

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight Eisenhower

P.S. Happy birthday to Hillary Swank and Arnold Schwarzenegger, two of the hottest people alive.

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